Six guilty pleasures no one would expect me to have:

1) I love Doritos! I know, my husband and I eat pretty much only "whole foods" straight from the farmers market and organic farms but I have a craving for Cool Ranch Doritos. I miss Monterey Jack Doritos I used to nosh on in my teen years.
2) I pick my lip. Lou, you understand.
3) Trashy mystery novels that all follow the same basic plot. Sexy yet vulnerable man, smart and beautiful woman falling in love over solving a murder. Helps me fall asleep at night.
4) In Touch magazine. Hey! Sometimes the brain needs to turn off for awhile, okay? Got a problem with that?
5) Cigs. Yes, I know I'm a nurse and know better but an occasional cigarette feels goood...
6) Babies. I realize that I have decided not to have my own children, but I could walk around forever with someone else's (sleeping) baby in my arms. They are so cute and soft and smell delicious!
Six guilty pleasures I wish I had the courage to indulge:

2) My own cooking show. I know, I know, my husband is the chef and I really don't know anything but sometimes when I'm cooking by myself I pretend there is a camera watching me and I speak out loud with all my little tips. Heehee!
3) I have a fantasy that I'm on an airplane and someone yells "Is there a doctor on board?". No one responds so I say, "I'm a nurse." I save the persons life, of course.
4) Making a cookbook about my husbands food.
5) Being a incredible photographer.
6) The last one, you should all guess and relate, becoming a published writer.
Six pleasures I once considered guilty but have now abandoned or made peace with:

2) Made peace with the music I listen to. When I first met my husband I thought some of the music I listened to wasn't "cool enough". Now I catch my indie rock husband singing along to Alicia Keys and Justin Timberlake.
3) Made peace with eating fois gras. Media hype made me feel temporarily guilty about this indulgence but now I'm a little more realistic. I eat meat. The meat I choose is as "humane" as possible. And I've watched video about the "force feeding" of ducks and it seems okay to me. (Please respond if you feel otherwise. I'm always open to opposing views.)
4) Made peace with masturbation. Need I say more?
5) Guilty pleasure I've abandoned: Starbucks anything. Don't need the calories and don't need to give that company any more money.
6) Abandoned: Eating junk food at work. Why did I eat See's candy at work? I can't stand See's candy! I only ate it because it was in front of me and I justified I "deserved" it because I was working so hard. No thanks...
Boy, that was fun! Try it out. It seems like work at first but then it makes you think about your life a little bit.
1 comment:
wow that post must have taken so much thought.....i might have to start contemplating...
dude why did they have to stop making monterey jack doritos? i say, start petitioning..
ps stop picking!! you will only regret it later....
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